How the hell did we not have a thread for the movie event of the year?

The Doctor · Post by **The Doctor** (?) » Sat Aug 24, 2019 11:28 pm

And it goes with everything.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Mon Aug 26, 2019 6:20 am

Princess Flufflebutt · Post by **Princess Flufflebutt** (?) » Mon Aug 26, 2019 3:43 pm

This looks like it might be actually fun to watch. Whether it will be in a good way or a bad way, time will tell.

The Doctor · Post by **The Doctor** (?) » Tue Dec 17, 2019 8:34 am

Angel Beat · Post by **Angel Beat** (?) » Tue Dec 17, 2019 8:43 am

[insert Sonic "Meow?" gif here]

Madeline · Post by **Madeline** (?) » Tue Dec 17, 2019 3:53 pm

If Cats ever shows up in my local library’s collection, where I can watch it for free without expending much effort, I will watch it out of curiosity*

*this won’t happen, I’ll forget about it within 10 minutes

Madeline · Post by **Madeline** (?) » Wed Dec 18, 2019 7:57 pm

And now the reviews are starting to drop

This one is written entirely in verse

Madeline · Post by **Madeline** (?) » Wed Dec 18, 2019 8:21 pm

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Wed Dec 18, 2019 8:30 pm

Perpetual Motion · Post by **Perpetual Motion** (?) » Wed Dec 18, 2019 8:42 pm

I am infinitely more excited to read what nerds have to say about this movie than I am to read about Star Wars. Feed me the trash, it sustains me.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Wed Dec 18, 2019 8:45 pm

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Wed Dec 18, 2019 8:45 pm

Princess Flufflebutt · Post by **Princess Flufflebutt** (?) » Thu Dec 19, 2019 5:36 am

This only makes me more hype for the movie

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Thu Dec 19, 2019 5:44 am

Princess Flufflebutt wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 19, 2019 5:36 am
This only makes me more hype for the movie

(?) · Post by **Perrydotto** (?) » Thu Dec 19, 2019 12:12 pm

Cats Review: I have seen sights no human should see

(?) · Post by **Perrydotto** (?) » Thu Dec 19, 2019 12:13 pm

(?) · Post by **Perrydotto** (?) » Thu Dec 19, 2019 12:13 pm

I will absolutely paintube this movie for everyone once it's out on home media I swear it by the Almighty Test

(?) · Post by **Perrydotto** (?) » Thu Dec 19, 2019 12:14 pm

(?) · Post by **Perrydotto** (?) » Thu Dec 19, 2019 12:25 pm

(?) · Post by **Perrydotto** (?) » Thu Dec 19, 2019 12:25 pm

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Thu Dec 19, 2019 12:40 pm

Ragnar · Post by **Ragnar** (?) » Thu Dec 19, 2019 5:06 pm

Perrydotto wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 19, 2019 12:13 pm
I will absolutely paintube this movie for everyone once it's out on home media I swear it by the Almighty Test

I want in on this so bad. None of my irl friends' death drives are developed enough that they'll see this with me.

(?) · Post by **Perrydotto** (?) » Thu Dec 19, 2019 5:45 pm

Mr. Big · Post by **Mr. Big** (?) » Thu Dec 19, 2019 5:53 pm

Gotta say, the film inspired some creative reviews

The Doctor · Post by **The Doctor** (?) » Thu Dec 19, 2019 6:15 pm

Perrydotto wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 19, 2019 12:13 pm
I will absolutely paintube this movie for everyone once it's out on home media I swear it by the Almighty Test

I always forget to check the stream thread. Please bump this thread when that catastrophic day comes.

(?) · Post by **Perrydotto** (?) » Thu Dec 19, 2019 6:16 pm

The Doctor wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 19, 2019 6:15 pm
I always forget to check the stream thread. Please bump this thread when that catastrophic day comes.

you bet I will

(?) · Post by **Perrydotto** (?) » Thu Dec 19, 2019 7:05 pm

(?) · Post by **Perrydotto** (?) » Thu Dec 19, 2019 9:10 pm

(?) · Post by **Perrydotto** (?) » Thu Dec 19, 2019 9:10 pm

(?) · Post by **Perrydotto** (?) » Thu Dec 19, 2019 9:12 pm

from certified smart and cool person Daikatuna

star wars reviews: "It felt unispired and by the numbers"
cats reviews: "I write to you dear friend about a curse most foul that has befallen me. The feline humanoids haunt my dreams, I can feel the Devil himself trying to drag my soul to Hell every night. I pray to the Lord to save me, but perhaps even He has abandoned me."

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Thu Dec 19, 2019 9:39 pm

Madeline · Post by **Madeline** (?) » Fri Dec 20, 2019 12:14 am

Princess Flufflebutt wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 19, 2019 5:36 am
This only makes me more hype for the movie

Angel Beat · Post by **Angel Beat** (?) » Fri Dec 20, 2019 12:18 am

It truly is the cat's meow.

Angel Beat · Post by **Angel Beat** (?) » Fri Dec 20, 2019 12:18 am

I wonder if there'll be Angel Catbirds for the ultimate crossover.

Madeline · Post by **Madeline** (?) » Fri Dec 20, 2019 12:19 am

I will never get sick of reading Cats takes

It sounds like a beautiful, amazing wreck and I am here for it

Madeline · Post by **Madeline** (?) » Fri Dec 20, 2019 12:19 am

Angel Beat wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 20, 2019 12:18 am
I wonder if there'll be Angel Catbirds for the ultimate crossover.

Factory Factory · Post by **Factory Factory** (?) » Fri Dec 20, 2019 2:24 am

Perrydotto wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 19, 2019 5:45 pm

Wait, so his excitement generates negative reviews?

(?) · Post by **Perrydotto** (?) » Fri Dec 20, 2019 2:35 am

SlateSlabrock · Post by **SlateSlabrock** (?) » Fri Dec 20, 2019 5:25 am

Still a better-rated film than Playmobil, Hellboy, Rambo: Last Blood, and Replicas.

Mr. Big · Post by **Mr. Big** (?) » Sat Dec 21, 2019 10:37 am

So my family's planning to see "Cats" in theaters and invited me along.

So I'm gonna be watching it today