How the hell did we not have a thread for the movie event of the year?
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I'm in the theater, waiting for Cats to begin. Pray for me, my friends. I will write about it when the film is over.
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are you still alive
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I am!
It was...something. The uncanny valley was definitely there. Too many unnecessary shots of humanoid cat butts, and I hated that they all have human noses rather than attempting to make them look like cat noses
Although it I'm perfectly honest, some parts bored me to the point that I nearly fell asleep, but there were also other parts that kept me awake enough because I wanted to see how it would go.
And yeah, as expected, there was hardly any plot, like in the original. The movie just...ends (won't spoil specifics for those who wants to see it, but that's how I would describe it)
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Honestly maybe I'm desensitized but the movie was pretty boring. Not "so bad it's good" fun at all IMO.
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Now...
tell us about the cockroaches.
tell us about the cockroaches.
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Yeah the cockroaches part was uncomfortable, not gonna lie. Largely because I get squicked by roaches IRL
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One of the cats eat cockroaches. Like repeatedly.
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It’s depressing that it’s just an ordinary boring bad movie, rather than the complete trainwreck that some people described.
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I mean, I'm super desensitized by these things at this point, so it might not the same effect on me as everyone else.
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to this day i still don't understand what wicked is or why people seem to like it a lot
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Wicked is nice. Weird and dumb, but at least coherent and catchy and very pretty.
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Yeah, that's the version we saw yesterday. My dad noticed that and was wondering WTF was going on.
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The cockroaches are a thing. The true disturbing bit was her unzipping her fur to reveal a sequins vest with more fur under it, though.
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sequintial art
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I’m starting to think this live action/CGI feature adaptation of the stage musical CATS was ill-conceived
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sweet jesus
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The logical conclusion of "Garf head, Pam body"
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holy fuck
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This is a list of the twitter accounts the official Cats Movie twitter is following.
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no twitter followers gag will ever be as good as the KFC account following 11 random people named Herb and all the spice girls
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