My Favorite Lines From Every Episode

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Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jan 31, 2020 8:11 am

Hearthbreakers

Image So lemme get all this straight. You're only allowed to eat rock soup for dinner, then the pony who finds this rock gets to raise the flag, but not really 'cause you don't got no flagpole, and to top it off, you don't even get presents?!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Feb 01, 2020 7:34 am

Scare Master

:flutterdear: They're unplanned guests. Your woooorst nightmare. You don't have enough food for them! Oh, no! There's a tiny kitten that needs a home! But you are over-scheduled right now. You don't have time to help! I said, "You don't have time to help!" This should appear to scare you! Why don't you look terrified? You showed up to a party and everypony was extremely disappointed in you. Can you imagine anything more upsetting?

Image I don't know why I doubted myself for a second. Now this is what I call a perfect Nightmare Night.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:27 am

What About Discord?

Image Ah. A friendship with Discord is truly a shock. But who says it is something that we must block?

Image Certainly we can all agree that Princess Twilight learned a valuable lesson here – that even she can have feelings of jealousy, that she should recognize said feelings rather than trying to pretend that she doesn't have them. Mm-hmm. Did I get the tiniest bit of glee out of watching her try to recreate our weekend of fun in the name of science? Oh, most definitely! But what's important here is that it was never my intent to make Twilight feel jealous. That's something that the old me would have tried to do. Orange you glad I've changed?
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The Hooffields And McColts

:allears: Nothing says "let's be friends" like a cake that says, "Let's be friends!" I wrote that in icing on the top.
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The Mane Attraction

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I remember what a laugh I got out of that.
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The Cutie Re-Mark, Part 1 - Season 5 Finale

Image Well, when you say it like that, it does sound kinda silly.

Image Or it's totally true!

Image Welcome home, Twilight!


ImageAnd it didn't take long for him to force every one of his subjects to fight for him against Equestria.
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The Cutie Re-Mark, Part 2

Image What a lovely village you've chosen to stage your little resistance. It looks absolutely delicious! Oh, come now, Zecora. You're vastly outnumbered.


Image And now you will give this spell to me! With it, I will ensure that the Elements of Harmony are never found and my reign lasts forever!


Image Sunburst and I did everything together. In fact, I don't remember us ever being apart. Until today.

Image And just like that, my friend was gone. His family recognized his magical talent and sent him off to Canterlot. I never saw him again.

Image Well, why not?

Image Because of his cutie mark! He got his, and I didn't! He moved on, and I didn't! I stayed here and never made another friend because I was too afraid another cutie mark would take them away, too!



Image Starlight, you're right! I don't know what you went through! But I do know you can't do this! I've seen where this leads, and so have you!

Image I only saw what you showed me! Who knows what'll really happen?

Image I've seen it a dozen times! Things don't turn out well in Equestria without my friends!

Image Ugh! What's so special about your friends?! How can a group of ponies that are so different be so important?!

Image The differences between me and my friends are the very things that make our friendship strong!

Image I thought Sunburst and I were the same. But we turned out different, and it tore our friendship apart!

Image So try again! Make new friends! And if something that you can't control happens that changes things, work through it together! That's what friendship is! And it's not just my friendships that are important to Equestria! Everypony's are! When yours ended, it led us here. But just imagine all the others that are out there waiting for you if you just give them a chance!

Image How do I know they won't all end the same way?

Image I guess it's up to you to make sure they don't.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Feb 07, 2020 7:51 am

The Crystalling, Part 1 - Season 6 Premiere

Image Never better! Being a father is amazing! And wonderful, and amazing, and confusing, and amazing, but surprising too, you know? I mean, not that you'd know. You wouldn't know, I know... You know? Sorry. I haven't really slept since Cadance had the baby. Come to think of it, she hasn't either. It sure would be great to get a break.

Image Oh. No. Y-Yes! Uh, y-yes, that's me, yup. Important wizard! Really busy with lots of, uh, wi-wizarding... stuff. Right. Uh, well... good to see you.
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The Crystalling, Part 2

Image But I thought you were an important wizard!

Image Well, you were wrong, okay?! I'm not an important wizard! I'm not even a wizard at all!



Image Well, you don't know what it was like to be left behind! And then getting so bitter that you steal the cutie marks from an entire village and then get defeated by Twilight and her friends, so you travel through time to get back at them, but they beat you again and teach you about friendship, but you're so terrified ponies will find out what you did that you can't make any friends!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Feb 09, 2020 7:39 am

The Gift Of The Maud Pie



:maud: I'd like to return this pouch.
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Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Feb 10, 2020 8:03 am

On Your Marks

Image I can't believe it! It's just what I always imagined it would be! And if it weren't for all of you, I wouldn't even have it.

Image No problem!

Image It's what we do.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 8:03 am

Gauntlet Of Fire

Image Friends? Dragons don't do friends.

Image Well, this dragon does.


Image Awww! But that'll be super embarrassing!


Image I was wrong, Ember. You might not be big, but you are strong and smart, and perhaps that counts for more than I thought. And you will make an excellent leader.


Image Agree with him! Just kidding. That's not gonna be my thing.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Feb 12, 2020 8:24 am

No Second Prances

Image ...Which is exactly the way she likes it! Thank you, Princess Twilight, for getting rid of that annoying pony who wanted to be my first friend! I am not sad at all! I definitely don't feel as if my heart is breaking into a million pieces!



Image How do you get your hair to do that all the time?

Image (sigh)
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Feb 13, 2020 8:02 am

Newbie Dash

Image Now it's official. Welcome to the Wonderbolts, Crash!

Image If I don't come up with something unforgettable to add to the routine, I'm gonna be Rainbow Crash for the rest of my life!
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A Hearth's Warming Tail

:speakest: They are all too real, Snowfall, and your actions will allow them to return. The future of Equestria shall be bathed in a blanket of eternal snow!

Image I was wrong earlier, about Hearth's Warming Eve. It's not all about singing and presents. The singing and presents are all about celebrating the ponies in our lives. The ponies we should listen to more often: our friends.

Image And from then on, it was always said of all the Hearth's Warming Eve celebrations, Snowfall's was the Hearth's Warmingest.
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The Saddle Row Review

Image Personally, I think spoon clothes ain't such a bad idea. Useful, too. Eatin' soup, stirrin' gumbo, diggin' little holes.

Image Yes. I know what needs to be done. I just need more of me! Oh, how I wish I could make copies of myself!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Feb 16, 2020 8:42 am

Applejack's "Day" Off

Image Well, no. They got used to it. Which is why I started doin' the chicken dance! To show 'em that if they didn't get to eatin' their food, the chickens would. 'Course, bein' a chicken, I couldn't very well open the gate. Gettin' the food bucket to spill into the trough was just a happy accident because one time I left it there by mistake.
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Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Feb 17, 2020 8:21 am

Flutter Brutter

Image Then I'm sorry, Zephyr, but I don't think you can live here.

Image Fine! I'll just go live in the woods like my foreponies before me! Guess the only breeze this zephyr can count on is his own!
Image There isn't a punishment worthy of all you've done!

Image I guess you'll have to let us go, then.

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