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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jan 31, 2020 8:11 am

Hearthbreakers

Image So lemme get all this straight. You're only allowed to eat rock soup for dinner, then the pony who finds this rock gets to raise the flag, but not really 'cause you don't got no flagpole, and to top it off, you don't even get presents?!
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Scare Master

:flutterdear: They're unplanned guests. Your woooorst nightmare. You don't have enough food for them! Oh, no! There's a tiny kitten that needs a home! But you are over-scheduled right now. You don't have time to help! I said, "You don't have time to help!" This should appear to scare you! Why don't you look terrified? You showed up to a party and everypony was extremely disappointed in you. Can you imagine anything more upsetting?

Image I don't know why I doubted myself for a second. Now this is what I call a perfect Nightmare Night.
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What About Discord?

Image Ah. A friendship with Discord is truly a shock. But who says it is something that we must block?

Image Certainly we can all agree that Princess Twilight learned a valuable lesson here – that even she can have feelings of jealousy, that she should recognize said feelings rather than trying to pretend that she doesn't have them. Mm-hmm. Did I get the tiniest bit of glee out of watching her try to recreate our weekend of fun in the name of science? Oh, most definitely! But what's important here is that it was never my intent to make Twilight feel jealous. That's something that the old me would have tried to do. Orange you glad I've changed?
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The Hooffields And McColts

:allears: Nothing says "let's be friends" like a cake that says, "Let's be friends!" I wrote that in icing on the top.
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The Mane Attraction

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I remember what a laugh I got out of that.
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The Cutie Re-Mark, Part 1 - Season 5 Finale

Image Well, when you say it like that, it does sound kinda silly.

Image Or it's totally true!

Image Welcome home, Twilight!


ImageAnd it didn't take long for him to force every one of his subjects to fight for him against Equestria.
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The Cutie Re-Mark, Part 2

Image What a lovely village you've chosen to stage your little resistance. It looks absolutely delicious! Oh, come now, Zecora. You're vastly outnumbered.


Image And now you will give this spell to me! With it, I will ensure that the Elements of Harmony are never found and my reign lasts forever!


Image Sunburst and I did everything together. In fact, I don't remember us ever being apart. Until today.

Image And just like that, my friend was gone. His family recognized his magical talent and sent him off to Canterlot. I never saw him again.

Image Well, why not?

Image Because of his cutie mark! He got his, and I didn't! He moved on, and I didn't! I stayed here and never made another friend because I was too afraid another cutie mark would take them away, too!



Image Starlight, you're right! I don't know what you went through! But I do know you can't do this! I've seen where this leads, and so have you!

Image I only saw what you showed me! Who knows what'll really happen?

Image I've seen it a dozen times! Things don't turn out well in Equestria without my friends!

Image Ugh! What's so special about your friends?! How can a group of ponies that are so different be so important?!

Image The differences between me and my friends are the very things that make our friendship strong!

Image I thought Sunburst and I were the same. But we turned out different, and it tore our friendship apart!

Image So try again! Make new friends! And if something that you can't control happens that changes things, work through it together! That's what friendship is! And it's not just my friendships that are important to Equestria! Everypony's are! When yours ended, it led us here. But just imagine all the others that are out there waiting for you if you just give them a chance!

Image How do I know they won't all end the same way?

Image I guess it's up to you to make sure they don't.
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The Crystalling, Part 1 - Season 6 Premiere

Image Never better! Being a father is amazing! And wonderful, and amazing, and confusing, and amazing, but surprising too, you know? I mean, not that you'd know. You wouldn't know, I know... You know? Sorry. I haven't really slept since Cadance had the baby. Come to think of it, she hasn't either. It sure would be great to get a break.

Image Oh. No. Y-Yes! Uh, y-yes, that's me, yup. Important wizard! Really busy with lots of, uh, wi-wizarding... stuff. Right. Uh, well... good to see you.
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The Crystalling, Part 2

Image But I thought you were an important wizard!

Image Well, you were wrong, okay?! I'm not an important wizard! I'm not even a wizard at all!



Image Well, you don't know what it was like to be left behind! And then getting so bitter that you steal the cutie marks from an entire village and then get defeated by Twilight and her friends, so you travel through time to get back at them, but they beat you again and teach you about friendship, but you're so terrified ponies will find out what you did that you can't make any friends!
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

Image Sorry, Mom.

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Feb 09, 2020 7:39 am

The Gift Of The Maud Pie



:maud: I'd like to return this pouch.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Feb 10, 2020 8:03 am

On Your Marks

Image I can't believe it! It's just what I always imagined it would be! And if it weren't for all of you, I wouldn't even have it.

Image No problem!

Image It's what we do.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 8:03 am

Gauntlet Of Fire

Image Friends? Dragons don't do friends.

Image Well, this dragon does.


Image Awww! But that'll be super embarrassing!


Image I was wrong, Ember. You might not be big, but you are strong and smart, and perhaps that counts for more than I thought. And you will make an excellent leader.


Image Agree with him! Just kidding. That's not gonna be my thing.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Feb 12, 2020 8:24 am

No Second Prances

Image ...Which is exactly the way she likes it! Thank you, Princess Twilight, for getting rid of that annoying pony who wanted to be my first friend! I am not sad at all! I definitely don't feel as if my heart is breaking into a million pieces!



Image How do you get your hair to do that all the time?

Image (sigh)
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Image Sorry, Mom.

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Feb 13, 2020 8:02 am

Newbie Dash

Image Now it's official. Welcome to the Wonderbolts, Crash!

Image If I don't come up with something unforgettable to add to the routine, I'm gonna be Rainbow Crash for the rest of my life!
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A Hearth's Warming Tail

:speakest: They are all too real, Snowfall, and your actions will allow them to return. The future of Equestria shall be bathed in a blanket of eternal snow!

Image I was wrong earlier, about Hearth's Warming Eve. It's not all about singing and presents. The singing and presents are all about celebrating the ponies in our lives. The ponies we should listen to more often: our friends.

Image And from then on, it was always said of all the Hearth's Warming Eve celebrations, Snowfall's was the Hearth's Warmingest.
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The Saddle Row Review

Image Personally, I think spoon clothes ain't such a bad idea. Useful, too. Eatin' soup, stirrin' gumbo, diggin' little holes.

Image Yes. I know what needs to be done. I just need more of me! Oh, how I wish I could make copies of myself!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Feb 16, 2020 8:42 am

Applejack's "Day" Off

Image Well, no. They got used to it. Which is why I started doin' the chicken dance! To show 'em that if they didn't get to eatin' their food, the chickens would. 'Course, bein' a chicken, I couldn't very well open the gate. Gettin' the food bucket to spill into the trough was just a happy accident because one time I left it there by mistake.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Feb 17, 2020 8:21 am

Flutter Brutter

Image Then I'm sorry, Zephyr, but I don't think you can live here.

Image Fine! I'll just go live in the woods like my foreponies before me! Guess the only breeze this zephyr can count on is his own!
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Spice Up Your Life

Image Welcome to The Tasty Treat. You can eat here if you want. Or not. Who cares?
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Feb 19, 2020 7:18 am

Stranger Than Fan Fiction

Image I don't hate Daring Do. The first series was smart and cool and an amazing nod to old-time serialized adventure books, that somehow manages to be self-reflective and ironic while at the same time celebrating the art form without a hint of cynicism. Which is why I came here to ask A. K. Yearling muzzle-to-muzzle why she sold out and dumbed down the rest of her books into just a series of impossible action sequences!

Image Okay, now I know you're crazy. A. K. Yearling is awesome, and every Daring Do book that comes out is better than the last!



Image You said go over him!

Image I said go around him!

Image And I said be quiet!
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The Cart Before The Ponies

Image Hoo-wee! Those ribbons are the bees' knees.

:starity: Sweetie Belle, precious face, "old-timey" is just another word for passé. Remember, big and bold! I do have a reputation to uphold! It was one thing to lose as a filly, but can you imagine if I didn't win the most creative now? Ponies might stop buying my couture!
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28 Pranks Later

Image No, no! Stay away! They're making you sick! You don't want these!

Image But we dooooooo... We want cookiiiiiiiieeeeeeees...!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Feb 22, 2020 7:37 am

The Times They Are A-Changeling

Image Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changeling!

Image No, wait! Come back!


ImageFrom the moment I first split my egg in the nursery hive...

Image I was part of the attack on Canterlot during the royal wedding, but I'd never seen true friendship like that! And I couldn't just steal it and feed on its love. I wanted to share it!

ImageUh! S-Sorry! Kindness like that kind of brings it out. Do you still wanna be my friend?

Image Oh, she's so beautiful! There's so much l-love around her...

ImageWhy do you think I would help you? I'm an "evil changeling"!



Image Of course! You're a celebrity here in the Crystal Empire, and you just risked all of it for a friend! I can't imagine anything more brave than that. As the Princess of Friendship, I try to set an example for all of Equestria. But today, it was Spike who taught me that a new friend can come from anywhere. I guess everypony still has things to learn about friendship. Even me! And if Spike says Thorax is his friend, then he's my friend too.

Image Thank you.


Image That'd be so amazing! I want to know all about friendship, and maybe one day I can take that knowledge back to the Changeling Kingdom! If my kind learned how to create love for one another, maybe they wouldn't have to take it from others!

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Image Sorry, Mom.

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Dungeons And Discords

Image The whole point of the game is you get to use your imagination to be someone you're not. I'm Garbunkle, a famous magician. Everyone treats me with the utmost respect.

Image Just like in real life?


Image June, honey, be a dear. Reschedule Luna and Cay-Cay. That's what I call Princess Celestia, what a hoot! In fact, clear the whole evening. Tonight is guys' night. These fellas invited me to spice things up and bring a little class to the whole affair.
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Buckball Season

Image You could do what I do and not think about it. Seriously. I don't think about anything. Ever.
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The Fault In Our Cutie Marks

Image Know who you are? Know who you are?! Why, I've heard about you from everypony in Ponyville! I'm so excited to meet you, I could just explode! I'm Gabriella, but you can call me Gabby since we're friends now! Pleased to meet ya!

Image You're tellin' me! I don't know if you've heard, but griffons can be a little bit...unfriendly.
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Image Sorry, Mom.

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I'm Gabriella, but you can call me Gabby since we're friends now!
Huh. I'd forgotten that was her name. :-I

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Viva Las Pegasus

Image Wait! No! Y'all come back! Come on, I-I'm gonna be ruined! This is Gladmane's, y'all! Come on, you can't do this to...

Image Gladmane has left the buildin'!
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Every Little Thing She Does

Image Cogeria... Persuadere... Fiducia... Hmm. Ah! Of course! Fiducia Compelus needs a trigger. Ponies! Hear my voice and listen! Pinkie, kitchen. Rarity, Applejack, library. Fluttershy, stay here. Rainbow Dash, find somewhere inside the castle and set up a place where we can chillax.

Image Sweet Apple Acres, twenty moons ago. Granny Smith was lookin' for her favorite pie tin. She looked in the kitchen, but it wasn't there. She looked in the barn, but it wasn't there.

Image She was just a pony standin' in front of another pony askin' him to love her.

Image Great job, Starlight. Looks like you've completed another friendship lesson.

Image Hey! She completes the lesson when I say she completes it. So less learning and more chillaxing!

Image So... How long do we sit quietly?
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P. P. O. V. (Pony Point Of View)

Image Yah! There'll be no mutiny aboard me ship!



Image Then what happened?!

:vogue: Oh, the boat sank. Obviously.
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Pirate Applejack was the best part of post season 3 ponies
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YAAAAAARRRR
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Feb 29, 2020 8:40 am

Where The Apple Lies

Image This is spinnin' way out of control, Applejack! Now I know you thought sellin' cider in Filthy's store was a good idea, but it ain't worth lyin' to him about Granny bein' sick and needin' to go to the hospital, or fibbin' to Granny about them wantin' her come here to talk about the blight, or-

Image Well, that's nice, but I don't know what in blazes you two are talkin' about! I ain't goin' anywhere anytime soon! Runnin' the farm. Not after this display! Not likely! And don't you go gettin' any ideas about cuttin' ties with Sweet Apple Acres, or I'm goin' right to your grandpappy. Get me?
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Image Sorry, Mom.

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Top Bolt

Image I was just there!



Image All right, newbies! Welcome to trials week for the Wonderbolt Academy! You'll be judged on your speed, strength, agility, and technique, culminating in a final evaluation. Will it be hard? Yes! Will you cry? Maybe. Will you fly so much your wings fall off? That has only happened once.


Image Heh. I wouldn't be surprised if they asked me to become a Wonderbolt straight out of the trials. Boom, dream achieved.



Image But you'll never become a Wonderbolt if you're too afraid to shine. That is what you want, right?

Image Well, not at first. I just wanted to be with Sky. But learning to do all those fun tricks with you? It made me realize this is something I want for myself!

Image I was hoping you'd say that. Come with me.
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

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To Where And Back Again, Part 1 - Season 6 Finale

:speakest: Be careful who you trust! You need all the help you can find! The changelings have returned and—


Image Okay, fine! Aside from lack of sleep, how are we in danger?

Image I think the—! What did you tell me never to tell another pony?

Image Starlight, if you woke me up to play guessing games—


Image Ugh. I can't take any of you seriously when you look like that.


Image They took Cadance, Shining Armor, and Flurry Heart! Sunburst sent me here to get Princess Twilight's help, but...but it sounds like it's too late for that, too! So...what should we do?


Image They took Fluttershy?

Image Yes!

Image Where?
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To Where And Back Again, Part 2

Image I've been trying to tell you! Nothing other than changeling magic works here. Chrysalis' throne is carved from an ancient dark stone that soaks up outside magic the same way changelings soak up love. It's how she keeps the hive safe.



Image One little pony all by herself. Oh, how will I ever prevent this daring rescue?



Image Don't mention that traitor's name in my kingdom! He was a fool to leave and even more a fool to return! When I find him, he'll learn just what happens to those who betray the hive!



Image Just as soon as I drain every last ounce of love from him and show my subjects what a real leader is!


Image I can feel the love inside me slipping away...! I can't hold onto it much longer...!

Image Then don't! Sharing love is what made you different to begin with! You should share yours with Chrysalis! Give her all of it!



Image When Twilight and her friends defeated me, I chose to run away and seek revenge! You don't have to! You can be the leader your subjects deserve.

Image There is no revenge you could ever conceive of that will come close to what I will exact upon you one day, Starlight Glimmer!




Sweetest scene ever.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Mar 04, 2020 8:05 am

Celestial Advice - Season 7 Premiere

Image So how's the whole ruling-a-kingdom thing going?

Image It's a bit overwhelming. But we're adjusting.



Image Starlight, how do you feel about honeysuckle and peanut butter sandwiches?




Image Ha, ha, ha!

Image I can't believe you're laughing at me.

Image Oh, Twilight, I'm not. I'm laughing because I had the exact same fears you're having.




Image We could throw you a Changeling Gorbfest! Uh, it's more fun than it sounds.
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

Image Sorry, Mom.

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Re: My Favorite Lines From Every Episode

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Mar 05, 2020 7:58 am

All Bottled Up

Image Teacup! Teacup, teacup, teacup! Tea-cup! Teacup, teacup, tea-cup! You know what you need? A teacup!

Image Trixie! You ruined my teacakes!



Image Well, I've always found magic is tied to my emotions. Whatever I'm feeling fuels whatever I'm doing, and the stronger I'm feeling, the stronger the magic.

Image Right. Like when you were so upset that cutie marks took away your friend, your magic was strong enough to enslave an entire village.

Image Yep. Thanks for bringing that up.



Image And you don't always....have to bring up my dark past!

Image I didn't know you had one, Granny Smith!



Image I'm really... mad at you. You lost Twilight's map table. You make jokes like it's no big deal. It's like you don't even care you could get me in a lot of trouble. If we can't find that table, Twilight's never going to trust me again, and the worst part is
Image you didn't even say you were sorry!


Image But to be fair, I don't know how you could have known. I did a spell and bottled up my anger, but when the bottle broke, it infected these three. I'm really sorry. I used magic so I wouldn't use magic. I should have guessed that would backfire.
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

Image Sorry, Mom.

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