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The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Fontra (?) » Sun Dec 01, 2019 8:23 am

ITT let's talk about The Emperor Sheev Palpatine from the Star Wars universe.

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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Fontra (?) » Sun Dec 01, 2019 8:23 am

Whenever I play any game with magic lightning powers I always pretend I'm the emperor shocking everyone

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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Fontra (?) » Sun Dec 01, 2019 8:23 am

This is literally the only valid way to play Skyrim btw

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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Fontra (?) » Sun Dec 01, 2019 8:25 am

Do you think emperor plapatine would like the abatar last airbender universe?

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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Fontra (?) » Sun Dec 01, 2019 8:25 am

He'd just use lightning to shock people all day

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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Sun Dec 01, 2019 8:34 am

please tell me his name is actually sheev
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Adiwan (?) » Sun Dec 01, 2019 10:11 am

Darth Sidious, a Force-sensitive human male, was the Dark Lord of the Sith and Galactic Emperor who ruled the galaxy from the fall of the Galactic Republic to the rise of the Galactic Empire. Rising to power in the Galactic Senate as Senator Sheev Palpatine, he was elected to the office of Supreme Chancellor and, during the Clone Wars,
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Sun Dec 01, 2019 10:13 am

lol
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Sun Dec 01, 2019 10:14 am

At one time Sheev Palpatine was an adorable, innocent little baby.
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Sun Dec 01, 2019 10:19 am

sheev is just shiv drawn out, palpatine is actually a sharp object
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Aramek (?) » Sun Dec 01, 2019 10:35 am

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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Sun Dec 01, 2019 11:32 am

lmao
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Fontra (?) » Sun Dec 01, 2019 11:59 am

I actually think with the name "Sheev" they were trying to draw allusions to "Shiva" the Hindu god of destruction.

See George knows how to make cool concepts but holy fuck does he suck at executing them.

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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Fontra (?) » Sun Dec 01, 2019 12:00 pm

Like all of Naboo has a "Hindu" theme if you can believe it.

God why is this guy so good at building a mythos but so terrible at filming it?

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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Sun Dec 01, 2019 1:02 pm

Aramek wrote:
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Maybe it's just me, but distilling the distinct parts of a character's look into a car seems like an interesting idea.
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Smoke (?) » Sun Dec 01, 2019 2:07 pm

The idea seems nice but the execution's not always all that great apparently.

And they totally missed out on the perfect opportunity to make Obi-Van Kenobi.
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Madeline (?) » Sun Dec 01, 2019 4:08 pm

Aramek wrote:
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It should have been a van

because then you could be heading down the road in the Sheevan

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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Sun Dec 01, 2019 4:35 pm

Madeline wrote:
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It should have been a van

because then you could be heading down the road in the Sheevan
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by !saak (?) » Sun Dec 01, 2019 5:02 pm

star wars is fn stupid and more people should be aware of that

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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by !saak (?) » Sun Dec 01, 2019 5:03 pm

like i don't mean "stupid" in a necessarily bad way, but like the stupid shit is an inherent part of the universe and why it works

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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Fontra (?) » Sun Dec 01, 2019 5:26 pm

Star Wars really is the dumbest fucking American-made thing that I love

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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Fontra (?) » Sun Dec 01, 2019 5:28 pm



Btw helicopter lightsabers are fucking canon

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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Sun Dec 01, 2019 5:29 pm

hahah

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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Fontra (?) » Sun Dec 01, 2019 5:29 pm

But kotor 2-a thoughtful deconstruction of the series that seriously questions "the force" as a concept-is not anymore... but helicopter lightsabers are canon.

Oh well.

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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Sun Dec 01, 2019 6:19 pm

!saak wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 5:03 pm
like i don't mean "stupid" in a necessarily bad way, but like the stupid shit is an inherent part of the universe and why it works
It's really better to think of Star Wars as vaguely futuristic-themed fantasy than "actual" sci-fi.
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Angel Beat (?) » Sun Dec 01, 2019 7:25 pm

aye, science fantasy


and palps is pretty sheevty

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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Madeline (?) » Sun Dec 01, 2019 10:58 pm

Fontra wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 5:26 pm
Star Wars really is the dumbest fucking American-made thing that I love
Transformers for me, but yeah they’re both dumb as hell

and I love them

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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by W.T. Fits (?) » Sun Dec 01, 2019 11:14 pm

"Sheev" is still a better name than "Snoke."
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by The Ghost of Ember (?) » Sun Dec 01, 2019 11:34 pm

Fontra wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 5:29 pm
But kotor 2-a thoughtful deconstruction of the series that seriously questions "the force" as a concept-is not anymore... but helicopter lightsabers are canon.

Oh well.
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Fontra (?) » Mon Dec 02, 2019 12:34 am

But KOTOR is so far away from the og trilogy and doesn't affect stories Disney wants to do while still being beloved. Like sure, get rid of the guy that's literally a horse on the rebels, but why get rid of the cool shit that happened 4000 years before the parts Disney wants to focus on?

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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Bigdog (?) » Mon Dec 02, 2019 12:38 am

you fucking take that back, Runt is cool and good and my friend

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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Mon Dec 02, 2019 5:02 am

W.T. Fits wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 11:14 pm
"Sheev" is still a better name than "Snoke."
snoke still sounds like slang for some drug
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by SlateSlabrock (?) » Mon Dec 02, 2019 5:26 am

GameInformer wrote:A similar situation arose with Star Wars: The Force Unleashed’s protagonist, Starkiller. “[That name] was only supposed to be a nickname or call sign, not a proper name from the beginning,” a former LucasArts employee says. The development team hoped that Lucas would give Vader’s apprentice a Darth moniker, which at the time, was something that didn’t happen often.

“The team threw a Hail Mary to George, saying the game would have more credibility if the apprentice had a ‘Darth’ title,” a Force Unleashed team member says. Lucas agreed that this situation made sense for Sith royalty, and offered up two Darth titles for the team to choose from. “He threw out ‘Darth Icky’ and ‘Darth Insanius.’ There was a pregnant pause in the room after that. People waiting for George to say ‘just kidding,’ but it never comes, and he just moved on to another point.”

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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Mon Dec 02, 2019 5:42 am

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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:14 am

Red hot take coming in here:

The Mandalorian is pretty good
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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Fontra (?) » Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:58 am

Mechanical Ape wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:14 am
Red hot take coming in here:

The Mandalorian is pretty good
I said this in that Disney+ thread and nobody else said anything about it. It has the "wild west" aspect that I think Star Wars content has been missing since... basically OT.

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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Fontra (?) » Mon Dec 02, 2019 10:00 am

SlateSlabrock wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 5:26 am
That's our George all right

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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by Fontra (?) » Mon Dec 02, 2019 10:00 am

This is the same man that said "Jar-jar is the key to all of this"

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Re: The Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Mon Dec 02, 2019 10:41 am

i kind of wish darth jar-jar was real
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