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IT'S CYBER FUCKING MONDAY

Post by Fontra (?) » Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:02 am

DID YOU GUYS HEAR IT'S CYBER FUCKING MONDAY!?!?!?! I KNOW BECAUSE I GOT 9 MILLION EMAILS ABOUT IT. FUCK YEAH CYBER MONDAY. WE'LL PLANT THE CYBER MONDAY TREE AND HANG COMPUTERS ON THE WALLS HOPING CYBERCLAUSE COMES AND GIVES US CYBER PRESENTS IN THEM BECAUSE IT'S CYBER FUCKING MONDAY.

MAKE SURE TO PAINT AND HIDE YOUR CYBER EGGS AND THEN LIGHT CYBER CANDLES AND ALSO EAT YOUR CYBER TURKEY IN CELEBRATION OF THE CYBER PILGRIMS HAVING A FEAST WITH THE CYBER NATIVE AMERICANS AND LIGHT OFF YOUR CYBER FIREWORKS IN CELEBRATION OF THE FOUNDING OF THE CYBER NATIONS.

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Post by Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:09 am

I thought it was for cybering

Anyway, I am horney

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Re: IT'S CYBER FUCKING MONDAY

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Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:09 am
I thought it was for cybering

Anyway, I am horney
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Re: IT'S CYBER FUCKING MONDAY

Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:21 am

Is there even a noticeable uptick in online sales the Monday after Thanksgiving anymore? I thought the term was coined when a significant number of people still had their best access to the Internet at their white-collar jobs instead of at home.
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No trucks on sale :headshake:
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Re: IT'S CYBER FUCKING MONDAY

Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:04 am

sounds like somebody’s got a case of the cyber mondays :twiright:
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Post by RIP Syndrome (?) » Mon Dec 02, 2019 10:32 am

I got a text from my cyber operator about cyber monday and it made me hate all the things
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Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:09 am
I thought it was for cybering

Anyway, I am horney
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Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Mon Dec 02, 2019 5:25 pm

wowee what makes it cyber monday, are we supposed to buy gifts for robots?
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robots should get gifts
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Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Mon Dec 02, 2019 5:50 pm

DaikatunaRevengeance wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 5:45 pm
robots should get gifts
Detroit: Become Human would be improved if the robots were revolting over not receiving Christmas gifts.
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Mon Dec 02, 2019 6:31 pm

connor dressed as santa

"it's me connor"
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Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Mon Dec 02, 2019 6:56 pm

is getting some dirt and scattering it on the floor a gift for your roomba or would that just be 'giving it more work'

my question is, does the roomba have fun when it's zoopin' up dirt.
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Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Mon Dec 02, 2019 7:02 pm

DaikatunaRevengeance wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 6:31 pm
connor dressed as santa

"it's me connor"
One of the characters is basically Robot Jesus, right? There can be be a nativity scene where the three wise robots bring gifts of copper, oil, and silicon.
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Mon Dec 02, 2019 7:13 pm

Fizzbuzz wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 7:02 pm
One of the characters is basically Robot Jesus, right? There can be be a nativity scene where the three wise robots bring gifts of copper, oil, and silicon.
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Post by Madeline (?) » Mon Dec 02, 2019 11:01 pm

Gloomy Rube wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 6:56 pm
is getting some dirt and scattering it on the floor a gift for your roomba or would that just be 'giving it more work'

my question is, does the roomba have fun when it's zoopin' up dirt.
I think so

It’s got to be pretty boring for a roomba to just amble over a clean floor. Like, on one hand, it has a sense of satisfaction in keeping things clean, but on the other hand, it can’t fulfill its purpose without dirt.

Maybe it’s just listening to Linkin Park and feeling sad until there’s some dirt on the floor

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Post by RIP Syndrome (?) » Tue Dec 03, 2019 3:28 am

DaikatunaRevengeance wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 5:45 pm
robots should get gifts
counterpoint: robots should not get gifts
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Post by Perrydotto (?) » Tue Dec 03, 2019 5:10 am

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM MY WALLET INTO MY COMPUTER. ITS CYBER MONDAY AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, MY SHOPPING CART ON AMAZON DOT COM. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM SOME SPY ROBOTS INTO MY WISHLIST OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP ONE CLICK PAYMENT. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY BOUGHT AN AMAZON ALEXA AT 75 PERCENT OFF. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE AT MY ONLINE FORUM AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN ONLINE FORUMS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE ANTI-CAPITALISTS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE CLICKS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY LIFE LESS DEVOID OF MEANING BY BUYING THEM ALL. 24 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY CYBER MONDAY. THEN I GO BANKRUPT
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Re: IT'S CYBER FUCKING MONDAY

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Tue Dec 03, 2019 5:49 am

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