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welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Post by Fontra (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 12:34 pm

This guy was hardcore atheist but extremely republican even in hs which was weird but whatever. Now turns out he's gone full incel.

Thanks facebook.

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Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Post by Fontra (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 12:35 pm

My friends either all turned out hardcore socialist or just milquetoast liberals. This is the first guy I knew who turned into... that.

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why do you still use facebook

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Sever.
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Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Post by Dong Strongly (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 2:29 pm

I'm not on Facebook so I've lost touch with pretty much everyone I knew in high school except for two of my closest friends from that time. From what I've heard about their life choices since, that's a good thing; stories abound of dui arrests, virulent racism, accessories to murder, sex crime convictions, and completely avoidable negligent deaths.
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Post by Fontra (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 2:39 pm

You're all right. Facebook's the devil.

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Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Post by Aramek (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 2:51 pm

Fontra wrote:
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My friends either all turned out hardcore socialist or just milquetoast liberals. This is the first guy I knew who turned into... that.
What me count as?
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Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Post by Fontra (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 3:12 pm

You didn't go to hs with me, Aramek

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Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Post by Fontra (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 3:13 pm

Which I probably should've specified this was my old high school friends

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Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Post by Dong Strongly (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 3:22 pm

As opposed to your new high school friends
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Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 3:54 pm

Unfollow. Easy.

I had an old high school acquaintance unfollow me once when she posted some dumb inspirational quote from One Tree Hill and my response was posting this video, which is also from One Tree Hill.
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Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:50 pm

I knew someone obsessed with one tree hill which is weird because one tree hill sounds like a good name for a spooky story, not a soap opera
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Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:50 pm

like it has the same name energy as twin peaks
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Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:53 pm

it's called one tree hill because only one tree has ever grown on that hill, and those that go see the tree are never seen again
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Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:53 pm

"go see the tree" is local lingo for dying
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Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:54 pm

No matter where you are in the town at the base of the hill, the tree is somehow blocking the sun from your angle.
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Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:55 pm

one tree hill is declared an international monument after ten terrible youtube vloggers try to make "visiting the spooky tree" videos and are never heard from again, allowing smaller youtubers that are based on playing video games and not getting angry to flourish
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Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Post by Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:56 pm

well it's the femoids' fault for chasing chad cock duh

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Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:57 pm

I know they actually say "femoids" but I always read it as flemoids and imagine they're all chex warriors getting mad about the slime in their cereal
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Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Post by Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 7:19 pm

they've moved on to "foid" now but that's harder to parse and it isn't as evocative

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Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Post by Bigdog (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 8:29 pm

it just occurred to me that the thread title contains an oxymoron

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Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 8:47 pm

There was an episode of The Brak Show featuring a lake called One Fish Lake, and so I spent the entire run of One Tree Hill calling it “One Fish Lake”, in Brak voice and everything

not to be annoying or anything

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Post by Mr. Big (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 10:10 pm

This makes me afraid to check what my schoolmates are like now.

Although I spent most of my high school homeschooled. Can't have classmates become incels if you don't have any classmates
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Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Post by Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 10:22 pm

You can just blame your parents for homeschooling you so you couldn't get any prime teenage love which is the best and most beautiful, once you hit 20 it's over

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Post by Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 10:23 pm

That is what they call a "black pill" which is like the pills in the matrix but the black one makes you a nihilist

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the black pill is charcoal but it doesn't really help you lose weight
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Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 11:11 pm

I can't believe there are people who look at high school as the best time of their lives
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Post by Dong Strongly (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 11:13 pm

Everyone is dumb in high school, some people stay dumb
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Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Post by Bigdog (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 11:14 pm

Octavia wrote:
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I can't believe there are people who look at high school as the best time of their lives
I mean it was pretty good in a lot of ways but moreso because it was the 90s than because of the age I was, specifically

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Post by Ragnar (?) » Wed Feb 12, 2020 12:21 am

Bigdog wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 8:29 pm
it just occurred to me that the thread title contains an oxymoron
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Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Post by Fontra (?) » Wed Feb 12, 2020 2:12 am

heh I get it because "fucking incel"

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Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Post by Fontra (?) » Wed Feb 12, 2020 2:12 am

Octavia wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 3:54 pm
Unfollow. Easy.

I had an old high school acquaintance unfollow me once when she posted some dumb inspirational quote from One Tree Hill and my response was posting this video, which is also from One Tree Hill.
I straight-up defriended and blocked him

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Re: welp found out one of my old friends from hs is a fucking incel

Post by diribigal (?) » Wed Feb 12, 2020 5:35 am

Bigdog wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 8:29 pm
it just occurred to me that the thread title contains an oxymoron
That was the first thing that occurred to me upon reading the title, but sorry, Fontra.
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