if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

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DORITOS® FLAMIN' HOT® Nacho Flavored Tortilla Chips
1
3%
DORITOS® BLAZE™ Flavored Tortilla Chips
0
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DORITOS® Nacho Cheese Flavored Tortilla Chips
4
13%
DORITOS® COOL RANCH® Flavored Tortilla Chips
8
26%
DORITOS® Spicy Sweet Chili Flavored Tortilla Chips
5
16%
Doritos Poppin’ Jalapeno® Flavored Tortilla Chips
1
3%
DORITOS® Spicy Nacho Flavored Tortilla Chips
5
16%
DORITOS® JACKED™ Ranch Dipped Hot Wings Flavored Tortilla Chips
2
6%
DORITOS® Taco Flavored Tortilla Chips
3
10%
OTHER
2
6%
 
Total votes: 31
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if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

Post by The Ghost of Ember (?) » Wed Mar 18, 2020 1:40 pm

1. spicy nacho

2. jacked ranch

3. flaming hot nacho
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Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

Post by The Ghost of Ember (?) » Wed Mar 18, 2020 1:42 pm

i'm sorry so many flavorful DORITOS® options were left off, please complain to the mods about the severe poll limitations and let them know that you could not vote directly for your favorite DORITOS® flavor due to their negligance
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Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Wed Mar 18, 2020 1:57 pm

i don't eat doritos op

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Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

Post by Octavia (?) » Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:14 pm

1. Cool Ranch

2. Taco

3. Spicy Sweet Chili
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Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

Post by The Ghost of Ember (?) » Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:43 pm

DaikatunaRevengeance wrote:
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i don't eat doritos op

i'm not a game
but DORITOS® are what separate us from dark ages, during the enlightenment frederick the great himself said "The greatest and noblest pleasure which we have in this world is to discover new truths, and the next is the great taste of DORITOS® Nacho Cheese Flavored Tortilla Chips."

it was pretty early in history so they only had the one flavor i think
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Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:59 pm

Did you know that in Germany, the Cool Ranch flavor is called Cool American?
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Post by ixnay (?) » Wed Mar 18, 2020 3:07 pm

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Did you know that in Germany, the Cool Ranch flavor is called Cool American?
cool

i'm extremely honored that the germans would name a chip flavor after me

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Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

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ixnay wrote:
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cool

i'm extremely honored that the germans would name a chip flavor after me
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Post by Aracat (?) » Wed Mar 18, 2020 9:22 pm

It is not letting me vote. However,

1. spicy nacho

2. spicy nacho

3. spicy nacho

You're implying that there are other flavors, which is false.

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Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

Post by ToastGhost (?) » Wed Mar 18, 2020 11:18 pm

Cool ranch, hot wings, sweet spice. Don't @ me. :here:
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Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:22 am

I like the Tapatio ones
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Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

Post by Pocket (?) » Thu Mar 19, 2020 1:54 am

Fizzbuzz wrote:
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Did you know that in Germany, the Cool Ranch flavor is called Cool American?
Does that mean they call ranch dressing American dressing?

I've always wondered if anyone did that, since we name dressings after France, Italy, and a thousand unspecified islands.

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Post by Octavia (?) » Thu Mar 19, 2020 11:39 am

I have to say it's a relief that Cool Ranch is winning because it seems like at every party I've ever been to, the host always buys Nacho Cheese flavored Doritos instead of the clearly superior Cool Ranch.
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Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:05 pm

I've never had cool ranch doritos
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Gloomy Rube wrote:
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I've never had cool ranch doritos
you must rush out and buy DORITOS® COOL RANCH® Flavored Tortilla Chips at the earliest opportunity, i have never had a tortilla chip so delicious and fresh flavored. the ability make and to enjoy DORITOS® COOL RANCH® Flavored Tortilla Chips is really what separates us from the animals.
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Post by The Ghost of Ember (?) » Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:21 pm

remember, just because this thread presupposes a dark future where you can only enjoy three types of DORITOS® flavor, right now you can run out and buy any flavor of DORITOS® branded tortilla chip you want!
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Gloomy Rube wrote:
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I've never had cool ranch doritos
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Post by The Ghost of Ember (?) » Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:22 pm

the more i say the name the more i must consume

DORITOS® DORITOS® DORITOS® DORITOS® DORITOS® DORITOS® DORITOS® FHATAGN®
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Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Thu Mar 19, 2020 6:34 pm

but if you all think it's that good I'll try some later
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Post by The Ghost of Ember (?) » Thu Mar 19, 2020 6:45 pm

its really just ok
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Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Thu Mar 19, 2020 7:34 pm

They're good enough, I suppose. They're just tortilla chips with some flavoring and an overhyped marketing campaign.
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Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

Post by Ragnar (?) » Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:54 am

There are only two types of Dorito. The others are subtypes at best.

Well, no, there's a third. It's the 2016 special edition Rock the Vote Doritos that was available exclusively to persons not registered to vote. They have no flavor dust, no crunchiness, and are overall designed to be unpleasant to eat. That is the third type of Dorito.
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Post by Octavia (?) » Sat Mar 21, 2020 3:07 pm

I like the Russian Roulette Doritos where it's a small bag of nacho cheese flavored Doritos, but one of the chips is INSANELY spicy and you can't tell by looking at it.
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Post by Princess Flufflebutt (?) » Sat Mar 21, 2020 3:45 pm

1. Sweet Chili
2. The blue one
3. Roulette to keep me from getting complacent.
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Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Sun Mar 22, 2020 2:04 pm

I tried roulette before and I'm not sure there's even a spicy one?
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Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Sun Mar 22, 2020 2:04 pm

Like the tapatio doritos are ALL spicier than the "oh no it's a spicy one!!!" in the roulette bag
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