The Island of Equestria Project - Thoughts?

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Re: The Island of Equestria Project - Thoughts?

Post by Blarghalt (?) » Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:36 am

I'm going to strip mine the entire island, then use the raw mineral resources to build a portal to Equestria, and broadcast its activation on national television.

AND THEN DROP A METEOR ON IT. :twonk:

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Re: The Island of Equestria Project - Thoughts?

Post by Madeline (?) » Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:38 am

Ponygoon Island needs an observatory dedicated to Luna. And a statue of the Great and Powerful Trixie. :smug:

Celestia can have the beach and other sun-related environments.

Also, Blarghalt is apparently Blofeld I knew it James Bond will stop you :twonk:

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Re: The Island of Equestria Project - Thoughts?

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:41 am

I say we all beat up blarghalt who's with me? :twonk:
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Re: The Island of Equestria Project - Thoughts?

Post by Ragnar (?) » Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:42 am

ROBOT B9 wrote:If we in fact end up building this island, we must make sure that Mothra isn't on it. I don't think she'd appreciate us annoying her with ponies.
Let me at least finish the fanfic before you spoil the damn ending, dammit.

Mothra may be a risk we'll have to take. I do think island salesmen would check for that kind of thing before selling the island, but there's always a risk.

:pinkieshrug: Sir we found something
:-/ found what private
:pinkieshrug: big fuckin moth sir
:-/ how big
:pinkieshrug: gargantuan
:-/ is it mothra
:pinkieshrug: not necessarily
:-/ okay cool, next island private
:pinkieshrug: yes sir
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Re: The Island of Equestria Project - Thoughts?

Post by Lazy » Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:42 am

jesus christ

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Post by Madeline (?) » Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:42 am

Celestia wouldn't allow anyone to drop a meteor on Equestria. :rainbert:

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Re: The Island of Equestria Project - Thoughts?

Post by stuff (?) » Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:44 am

guys we all buy an island. Ponygoons island. we all go there and live there and enjoy the freedom

then lord of the flies: ponygoons happens

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Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:47 am

Stuff wrote:guys we all buy an island. Ponygoons island. we all go there and live there and enjoy the freedom

then lord of the flies: ponygoons happens
Don't worry we'll all be rescued by...

Oh, let's say... Moe.
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Re: The Island of Equestria Project - Thoughts?

Post by Ragnar (?) » Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:48 am

Blarghalt is Mothra and she's trying to keep us away from her islands by threatening to destroy Equestria.

e: And her weed field. Why did we drop the subject of the weed field? It's very important.

e2: Clarification: when I said Equestria I meant the real Equestria, not the fake pipedream Equestria in the OP.
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Post by Madeline (?) » Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:52 am

Grilox wrote:
Don't worry we'll all be rescued by...

Oh, let's say... Moe.
I tried the berries.

They taste like burning. :-I

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Re: The Island of Equestria Project - Thoughts?

Post by Durandal (?) » Sat Jul 07, 2012 2:03 am

Stuff wrote:guys we all buy an island. Ponygoons island. we all go there and live there and enjoy the freedom

then lord of the flies: ponygoons happens
"I've got the plushie, so nobody can talk but me!"
Aramek held it against his chest with one hand and stabbed the air with his index finger.
"Who think's Grilox oughtn't to be the chief??" :glare:

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Post by Artificer (?) » Sat Jul 07, 2012 2:07 am

Grilox, Lord Paladin of Her Royal Sunshine Celestia. :gotcha: :gotcha: :gotcha:

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Re: The Island of Equestria Project - Thoughts?

Post by Frosthawk (?) » Sat Jul 07, 2012 2:23 am

Celestia controls the sun, if all else fails she can just barrel the sun at someone. I'm not seeing how she could lose either.

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Post by ROBOT B9 » Sat Jul 07, 2012 2:24 am

"You and your blood, Grilox! You and your hunting! We could have gone home..." wailed Paperback Writer.
"I had to kill the pig. When you're killing...for a long time...you have to finish the job."
"You had a duty to follow and you didn't carry it out! What about the rules?!" Aramek barbed.
"Sucks to the rules! I don't see YOU do anything around here!"

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Re: The Island of Equestria Project - Thoughts?

Post by Discord » Sat Jul 07, 2012 2:46 am

Paperback Writer wrote:
I tried the berries.

They taste like burning. :-I
So should we try to train some monkeys to be our butlers, or do we try and get some real live ponies to do it? :smirk:

I'm sure they can hoof-hand just like in the show! :iamapony:

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Post by PonyAught » Sat Jul 07, 2012 3:24 am

Guys, you guys, this actually needs to happen.

I'll procure an island, :v: a quarter of it will be dedicated to large statues of the main 6. :v:

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Post by Gravenstein » Sat Jul 07, 2012 3:42 am

Man, I started looking into how much buying an island actually costs and now I kind of want to buy one for reals.

http://www.privateislandsonline.com/Ilha-Caetano.htm $79,500, and it comes with 172 coconut trees :-I

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Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Sat Jul 07, 2012 3:53 am

Holy cow that's actually pretty cheap. :starity:
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Post by PonyAught » Sat Jul 07, 2012 3:57 am

That island is pretty doable.

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Post by reidransom » Sat Jul 07, 2012 3:57 am

Keep in mind that yoo much coconut can be a not necessarily good thing.

it's a laxative

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Re: The Island of Equestria Project - Thoughts?

Post by Ragnar (?) » Sat Jul 07, 2012 3:58 am

It'd probably cost an additional nontrivial fraction of that to get to the island in the first place.
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Post by Nightfire » Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:24 am

Make John Hammond proud!
I am also working on a project, which is a boat that has the ability to fly to the moon!
With money, it would be 10,000,000 dollars approx. I am gonna do it in my backyard, without any money at all.

Anything is possible :crack:
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Re: The Island of Equestria Project - Thoughts?

Post by blasmeister (?) » Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:32 am

Gravenstein wrote:Man, I started looking into how much buying an island actually costs and now I kind of want to buy one for reals.

http://www.privateislandsonline.com/Ilha-Caetano.htm $79,500, and it comes with 172 coconut trees :-I
Grilox wrote:Holy cow that's actually pretty cheap. :starity:
PonyAught wrote:That island is pretty doable.

It's us, we're the nerds trying to buy an island :twonk:
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Post by Killing Vector » Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:44 am

At this rate, the thread will end with us "ironically" buying a small island and immediately regretting it. :ohgawd:

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Post by Hyper!!! » Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:46 am

Killing Vector wrote:At this rate, the thread will end with us "ironically" buying a small island and immediately regretting it. :ohgawd:
Dedicate the whole island to the weed farm, no regrets.

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Post by reidransom » Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:46 am

Hey, we're not like those guys though, it'll be different for us because


e: weed farm gets my vote. hammock + fishing + sailing + weed is my plans for retirement

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Post by PonyAught » Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:49 am

I'll ship the emergency medical supplies. :nngh:

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Post by Nightfire » Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:53 am

Hyper!!! wrote: Dedicate the whole island to the weed farm, no regrets.

Indeed.
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Post by Ragnar (?) » Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:57 am

PonyAught wrote:I'll ship the emergency medical supplies. :nngh:
Why? It has 172 coconut trees. We're covered.
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Post by Hyper!!! » Sat Jul 07, 2012 5:01 am

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It could be worse, I wanted to use comic sans :-I

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Post by Nightfire » Sat Jul 07, 2012 5:06 am

Weed smells like raccoon shit (I only know that because people smoke weed in my building)
What we need it fried chicken up in this bitch.
:yay:

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Post by ROBOT B9 » Sat Jul 07, 2012 5:07 am

It turns out that WE were the ones who were buying the island after all! It's the perfect crime!

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Post by reidransom » Sat Jul 07, 2012 5:08 am

Dragonshy wrote:Weed smells like Raccoon shit (I only know that because people smoke weed in my building)
What we need it Fried Chicken up in this bitch.
:yay:
OK so now tell us why you know what burning raccoon shit smells like.

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Post by Nightfire » Sat Jul 07, 2012 5:11 am

reidransom wrote: OK so now tell us why you know what burning raccoon shit smells like.
Because, burning raccoon shit is everywhere, it's like a submarine. You never see it coming.

I see this thread has gone from discussing a magical island, to weed, and now raccoon shit due to me :awesomedash:
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Re: The Island of Equestria Project - Thoughts?

Post by Madeline (?) » Sat Jul 07, 2012 5:14 am

I'm back to not wanting an island.

(I thought about saying "It smells like dogshit wrapped in burning hair" but Anchorman quotes can't compete with submersible raccoon excrement)

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Post by PonyAught » Sat Jul 07, 2012 5:16 am

Hyper!!! wrote:Image
It could be worse, I wanted to use comic sans :-I
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god i should really go to sleep needed more fire
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Post by Nightfire » Sat Jul 07, 2012 5:18 am

PonyAught wrote: Image
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god i should really go to sleep
Wow, this needed to be done.
You have served your country proud, son.
:yay:

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Post by Headless Horse (?) » Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:07 am

Goldmine this shit

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Post by odmv7 » Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:37 am

PonyAught wrote:Image
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god i should really go to sleep needed more fire
Where the fuck is Snoop Dogg? Rated 0. :rainbert:

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Post by ROBOT B9 » Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:46 am

Voted 5, went hogwild

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