The Island of Equestria Project - Thoughts?
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Re: The Island of Equestria Project - Thoughts?
I'm going to strip mine the entire island, then use the raw mineral resources to build a portal to Equestria, and broadcast its activation on national television.
AND THEN DROP A METEOR ON IT.
AND THEN DROP A METEOR ON IT.
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Madeline
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Re: The Island of Equestria Project - Thoughts?
Ponygoon Island needs an observatory dedicated to Luna. And a statue of the Great and Powerful Trixie.
Celestia can have the beach and other sun-related environments.
Also, Blarghalt is apparently Blofeld I knew it James Bond will stop you
Celestia can have the beach and other sun-related environments.
Also, Blarghalt is apparently Blofeld I knew it James Bond will stop you
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Let me at least finish the fanfic before you spoil the damn ending, dammit.ROBOT B9 wrote:If we in fact end up building this island, we must make sure that Mothra isn't on it. I don't think she'd appreciate us annoying her with ponies.
Mothra may be a risk we'll have to take. I do think island salesmen would check for that kind of thing before selling the island, but there's always a risk.
Sir we found something
found what private
big fuckin moth sir
how big
gargantuan
is it mothra
not necessarily
okay cool, next island private
yes sir
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Celestia wouldn't allow anyone to drop a meteor on Equestria.
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Re: The Island of Equestria Project - Thoughts?
guys we all buy an island. Ponygoons island. we all go there and live there and enjoy the freedom
then lord of the flies: ponygoons happens
then lord of the flies: ponygoons happens
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Don't worry we'll all be rescued by...Stuff wrote:guys we all buy an island. Ponygoons island. we all go there and live there and enjoy the freedom
then lord of the flies: ponygoons happens
Oh, let's say... Moe.
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Blarghalt is Mothra and she's trying to keep us away from her islands by threatening to destroy Equestria.
e: And her weed field. Why did we drop the subject of the weed field? It's very important.
e2: Clarification: when I said Equestria I meant the real Equestria, not the fake pipedream Equestria in the OP.
e: And her weed field. Why did we drop the subject of the weed field? It's very important.
e2: Clarification: when I said Equestria I meant the real Equestria, not the fake pipedream Equestria in the OP.
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Re: The Island of Equestria Project - Thoughts?
I tried the berries.Grilox wrote:
Don't worry we'll all be rescued by...
Oh, let's say... Moe.
They taste like burning.
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Re: The Island of Equestria Project - Thoughts?
Stuff wrote:guys we all buy an island. Ponygoons island. we all go there and live there and enjoy the freedom
then lord of the flies: ponygoons happens
"I've got the plushie, so nobody can talk but me!"
Aramek held it against his chest with one hand and stabbed the air with his index finger.
"Who think's Grilox oughtn't to be the chief??"
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Grilox, Lord Paladin of Her Royal Sunshine Celestia.
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Celestia controls the sun, if all else fails she can just barrel the sun at someone. I'm not seeing how she could lose either.
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Re: The Island of Equestria Project - Thoughts?
"You and your blood, Grilox! You and your hunting! We could have gone home..." wailed Paperback Writer.
"I had to kill the pig. When you're killing...for a long time...you have to finish the job."
"You had a duty to follow and you didn't carry it out! What about the rules?!" Aramek barbed.
"Sucks to the rules! I don't see YOU do anything around here!"
"I had to kill the pig. When you're killing...for a long time...you have to finish the job."
"You had a duty to follow and you didn't carry it out! What about the rules?!" Aramek barbed.
"Sucks to the rules! I don't see YOU do anything around here!"
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Discord
Re: The Island of Equestria Project - Thoughts?
So should we try to train some monkeys to be our butlers, or do we try and get some real live ponies to do it?Paperback Writer wrote:
I tried the berries.
They taste like burning.
I'm sure they can hoof-hand just like in the show!
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PonyAught
Re: The Island of Equestria Project - Thoughts?
Guys, you guys, this actually needs to happen.
I'll procure an island, a quarter of it will be dedicated to large statues of the main 6.
I'll procure an island, a quarter of it will be dedicated to large statues of the main 6.
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Gravenstein
Re: The Island of Equestria Project - Thoughts?
Man, I started looking into how much buying an island actually costs and now I kind of want to buy one for reals.
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/Ilha-Caetano.htm $79,500, and it comes with 172 coconut trees
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/Ilha-Caetano.htm $79,500, and it comes with 172 coconut trees
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reidransom
Re: The Island of Equestria Project - Thoughts?
Keep in mind that yoo much coconut can be a not necessarily good thing.
it's a laxative
it's a laxative
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Re: The Island of Equestria Project - Thoughts?
It'd probably cost an additional nontrivial fraction of that to get to the island in the first place.
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Nightfire
Re: The Island of Equestria Project - Thoughts?
Make John Hammond proud!
I am also working on a project, which is a boat that has the ability to fly to the moon!
With money, it would be 10,000,000 dollars approx. I am gonna do it in my backyard, without any money at all.
Anything is possible
I am also working on a project, which is a boat that has the ability to fly to the moon!
With money, it would be 10,000,000 dollars approx. I am gonna do it in my backyard, without any money at all.
Anything is possible
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Re: The Island of Equestria Project - Thoughts?
Gravenstein wrote:Man, I started looking into how much buying an island actually costs and now I kind of want to buy one for reals.
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/Ilha-Caetano.htm $79,500, and it comes with 172 coconut trees
Grilox wrote:Holy cow that's actually pretty cheap.
PonyAught wrote:That island is pretty doable.
It's us, we're the nerds trying to buy an island
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Killing Vector
Re: The Island of Equestria Project - Thoughts?
At this rate, the thread will end with us "ironically" buying a small island and immediately regretting it.
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Hyper!!!
Re: The Island of Equestria Project - Thoughts?
Dedicate the whole island to the weed farm, no regrets.Killing Vector wrote:At this rate, the thread will end with us "ironically" buying a small island and immediately regretting it.
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reidransom
Re: The Island of Equestria Project - Thoughts?
Hey, we're not like those guys though, it'll be different for us because
e: weed farm gets my vote. hammock + fishing + sailing + weed is my plans for retirement
e: weed farm gets my vote. hammock + fishing + sailing + weed is my plans for retirement
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PonyAught
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I'll ship the emergency medical supplies.
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Nightfire
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Hyper!!! wrote: Dedicate the whole island to the weed farm, no regrets.
Indeed.
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Why? It has 172 coconut trees. We're covered.PonyAught wrote:I'll ship the emergency medical supplies.
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Hyper!!!
Re: The Island of Equestria Project - Thoughts?
It could be worse, I wanted to use comic sans
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Nightfire
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Weed smells like raccoon shit (I only know that because people smoke weed in my building)
What we need it fried chicken up in this bitch.
SOURCE
What we need it fried chicken up in this bitch.
SOURCE
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ROBOT B9
Re: The Island of Equestria Project - Thoughts?
It turns out that WE were the ones who were buying the island after all! It's the perfect crime!
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reidransom
Re: The Island of Equestria Project - Thoughts?
OK so now tell us why you know what burning raccoon shit smells like.Dragonshy wrote:Weed smells like Raccoon shit (I only know that because people smoke weed in my building)
What we need it Fried Chicken up in this bitch.
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Nightfire
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Because, burning raccoon shit is everywhere, it's like a submarine. You never see it coming.reidransom wrote: OK so now tell us why you know what burning raccoon shit smells like.
I see this thread has gone from discussing a magical island, to weed, and now raccoon shit due to me
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Madeline
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Re: The Island of Equestria Project - Thoughts?
I'm back to not wanting an island.
(I thought about saying "It smells like dogshit wrapped in burning hair" but Anchorman quotes can't compete with submersible raccoon excrement)
(I thought about saying "It smells like dogshit wrapped in burning hair" but Anchorman quotes can't compete with submersible raccoon excrement)
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PonyAught
Re: The Island of Equestria Project - Thoughts?
Hyper!!! wrote:
It could be worse, I wanted to use comic sans
Improved
god i should really go to sleep needed more fire
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Nightfire
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Wow, this needed to be done.PonyAught wrote:
Improved
god i should really go to sleep
You have served your country proud, son.
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Goldmine this shit
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Where the fuck is Snoop Dogg? Rated 0.PonyAught wrote:
Improved
god i should really go to sleep needed more fire