HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA: A disgusting, undignified mess.
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Chaos Sonic
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Re: HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA: A disgusting, undignified mess.
Went to a new burger place tonight. Well, I say new, but only because I've never been there before myself. It's a local place called Blimpy Burger, and it's about to be closed, as it's building got bought up by the U of M. Hopefully they'll be able to get a new place for a good price, because damn are they good greaseball burgers. And the restaurant experience is quite fun as well. There's a procedure to ordering, and I apparently did well, because I didn't get yelled at. You can check out their website here, and this site has some good pictures of their food. I had a quad with bacon, mayo, ketchup, onions, and lettuce. It was so very deliciously greasy, the bottom bun was practically transparent. If you're ever in the Ann Arbor area, I can definitely recommend it.
EDIT: Page-topper needs a pic.
So good.
EDIT: Page-topper needs a pic.
So good.
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You know why pizza is superior? Pizza places don't yell at you if you don't know the secret code
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Took Mom out to dinner for her birthday, and we went to a Chicago-style place in NorCal. It was pretty good, although very heavy on the tomato.
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Chaos Sonic
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It's all part of the experience. Anyway, they have ordering instructions posted up in the restaurant, so if you get it wrong it's your own fault anyway.shotgunbadger wrote:You know why pizza is superior? Pizza places don't yell at you if you don't know the secret code
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Well, after seeing that French chef's burger video upthread, I was inspired to give a pizza burger another go, except this time the way he said.
Patties:
1 lb. 85% fresh lean ground beef (I know he says to use higher-fat, but I'm a lean burger freak because of my George Foreman grill - keeps even 95% lean burgers juicy if you do it right)
Some marjoram
~1/4 cup of chopped fresh onion
Smidge of salt and pepper
Bun:
A ciabatta loaf that was literally hot out of the oven
Misc:
Shredded fresh mozzarella cheese
Some leftover Trader Joe's pizza sauce
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Watch this video and cook burgers as directed:
Top the ciabatta with mozerella and place in oven on a baking sheet face-up at 400 degrees about halfway through the first side of the burger. Microwave the leftover pizza sauce until hot (doesn't take long). When the burgers are done cooking, let them sit and remove the ciabatta from the oven. Spoon pizza sauce over each half of the ciabatta. Place burgers. Close up bun.
Serves two people who wants a classy take on dumpy diner food from childhood.
Patties:
1 lb. 85% fresh lean ground beef (I know he says to use higher-fat, but I'm a lean burger freak because of my George Foreman grill - keeps even 95% lean burgers juicy if you do it right)
Some marjoram
~1/4 cup of chopped fresh onion
Smidge of salt and pepper
Bun:
A ciabatta loaf that was literally hot out of the oven
Misc:
Shredded fresh mozzarella cheese
Some leftover Trader Joe's pizza sauce
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Watch this video and cook burgers as directed:
Top the ciabatta with mozerella and place in oven on a baking sheet face-up at 400 degrees about halfway through the first side of the burger. Microwave the leftover pizza sauce until hot (doesn't take long). When the burgers are done cooking, let them sit and remove the ciabatta from the oven. Spoon pizza sauce over each half of the ciabatta. Place burgers. Close up bun.
Serves two people who wants a classy take on dumpy diner food from childhood.
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ROBOT B9
Re: HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA: A disgusting, undignified mess.
So apparently, for people like me who can't read that the vote had closed about 3 weeks ago, Pizza has won the vote.
- Headless Horse
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Burgers are now illegal.
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londonarbuckle
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Another pretty good pro-pizza argument: You will never, ever accidentally get a pizza with mustard on it.
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VIVA LA BURGER RESISTANCE!
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numsOic
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Ohhhhh, that's why the numbers didn't keep rising. I don't actually remember setting a time limit on this?? but whatev.
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Hyper!!!
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Ideas for next poll:
Favorite pizza topping?
Fast food place that makes you least sick?
Best piece of fried chicken?
Favorite pizza topping?
Fast food place that makes you least sick?
Best piece of fried chicken?
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numsOic
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Polls are good for pre-selected options, not open questions like that. A better poll idea would be: HAMBURGER vs. HOT DOG. Or, PIZZA vs. HOT DOG. Maybe even HOT DOG vs. FISH AND CHIPS.
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- SlateSlabrock
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But mustard is great on burgers.londonarbuckle wrote:Another pretty good pro-pizza argument: You will never, ever accidentally get a pizza with mustard on it.
Definitely better than that vile grease known as mayonnaise.
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Discord
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But Hot Dogs can be eaten with chips toonumsOic wrote:Polls are good for pre-selected options, not open questions like that. A better poll idea would be: HAMBURGER vs. HOT DOG. Or, PIZZA vs. HOT DOG. Maybe even HOT DOG vs. FISH AND CHIPS.
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Re: HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA: A disgusting, undignified mess.
Meat: PepperoniHyper!!! wrote: Favorite pizza topping?
Veggie: Jalapeño
In-N-Out BurgerHyper!!! wrote:Fast food place that makes you least sick?
Fast Food: Popeye'sHyper!!! wrote:Best piece of fried chicken?
Not Fast Food: Street, but their menu changes often, so it's not always available there.
Don't make me choose!numsOic wrote:A better poll idea would be: HAMBURGER vs. HOT DOG
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Oh man I'm so glad that Popeye's is one of those chains we do have a lot of around here.Octavia wrote: Fast Food: Popeye's
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Popeye's is okay but seems a little overpriced.
For my money, the best fried chicken is one of the local chains, "Chicken Bonz".
For my money, the best fried chicken is one of the local chains, "Chicken Bonz".
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Hyper!!!
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I want a fried chicken question!numsOic wrote:Polls are good for pre-selected options, not open questions like that. A better poll idea would be: HAMBURGER vs. HOT DOG. Or, PIZZA vs. HOT DOG. Maybe even HOT DOG vs. FISH AND CHIPS.
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numsOic
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EMPANADAS vs. CHORIPÁN vote now
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Timber72
Re: HAMBURGER vs. PIZZA: A disgusting, undignified mess.
Empanada looks a lot more appetizing to me, so I'd vote that.
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Obviously we need a 'what two options do you want to vote on in the next vs thread' poll, with all the variations we can fit of different foods. That way we can absolutely know what the people want as far as their meaningless polls threads go.
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numsOic
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Not gonna lie, pupusas sound great.
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For the 34 people who chose the wrong answer:
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Luneshot
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I'm really craving a real burger right now, none of that fast-food junk. Sadly, that involves actually cooking one.
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Timber72
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I had a grilled burger today with a pretty high quality bun. It was okay. I mostly had it plain with a bit of cheese. I'm kind of tired of ketchup and mustard and it was different, but in a good way. I still prefer pizza by a mile though.
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Tonight I made a pizza that I topped with seasoned hamburger meat and cheddar cheese. It was yummy.
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Double Double!
Power Up!
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Colton, M.D.
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Pepperoni, mushroom, pretty much anything I'm a fat bastard.Favorite pizza topping?
I guess Wendy's?Fast food place that makes you least sick?
Sylvia's in Harlem. There was also this Korean chain that I went to in HS that was pretty nice. I think a giant bee was its mascot...Best piece of fried chicken?
Also, if you guys are gonna talk about empanadas and things like that, you need to post some pics.
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numsOic
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Colton, M.D. wrote:Also, if you guys are gonna talk about empanadas and things like that, you need to post some pics.
Yes!
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Yyyyyno.
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Ohhhhhhhh ok.Pupusas are similar to the South American arepa. The main difference is the pupusa is made from nixtamal, whereas arepas are made from ordinary corn dough.
Chicago peeps, I can recommend an arepa sandwich place in the near west 'burbs.
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Yeeeeees!
Calzones, too!
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How badly could society have boned itself that this thread made it to 10 pages? Insanity, purely chaotic, writhing out of a beef carcass and crawling over to a mess of dough and cheese. It's like the smooze but its soaked in grease and its victims are oblivious to it.
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I don't quite know why I am horrified, but I am, quite deeply in the clogged valves of my heart.
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Hell yeah, empanadas rule. What's everyone's opinion on croquettes?
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I like to make a sort of dessert empanada using puff pastry, a hazelnut chocolate spread (Like Nutella), and a bunch of tiny marshmallows. Seal them up, brush the top with egg wash. Put in the oven at 205 C for 15 minutes until poofy golden brown.
Mmmmmm, so good.
Mmmmmm, so good.
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What about my disgusting shit food hotdogs???!!!
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Well done: "I'm only ordering steak because someone else made me"
Medium well: "Someone told me the red parts are the good parts but I don't really believe them"
Medium: "I don't understand the question"
Medium rare: "Make sure to sprinkle kosher salt gently across one side of the meat before flipping it over, and don't use a plastic spatula, and... actually you should probably just let me do it "
Rare: *flex* "My myriad personal insecurities demand that all of you reach across the table to feel my huge muscles and luxuriant chest hair"
Medium well: "Someone told me the red parts are the good parts but I don't really believe them"
Medium: "I don't understand the question"
Medium rare: "Make sure to sprinkle kosher salt gently across one side of the meat before flipping it over, and don't use a plastic spatula, and... actually you should probably just let me do it "
Rare: *flex* "My myriad personal insecurities demand that all of you reach across the table to feel my huge muscles and luxuriant chest hair"
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Raggy, why are all five choices in a negative light?
Why do you say mean things about people who like stuff?
Why do you say mean things about people who like stuff?
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