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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Oct 22, 2019 8:10 am

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:hilarious:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 7:55 am

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:good:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 09, 2019 8:08 am

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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:28 am

Before my surgery my anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.
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Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Sun Nov 10, 2019 3:52 pm

Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Too many tellers.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 16, 2019 7:46 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Nov 18, 2019 7:42 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Nov 19, 2019 7:55 am

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