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Octavia wrote:
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Your avatar makes the punchlines of these jokes ten times better
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Image I started a new job as an Amazon delivery driver today. When I got to my first address there was a note saying "Dear delivery man, we’re out, please hide in garbage."

That was eight hours ago and still no one has found me.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jun 18, 2021 10:17 am

Image Where do insects listen to music?

Image Spotifly.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jun 19, 2021 11:18 am

Image What did the pickle do when it won the championship?

Image He just stood there to relish the moment.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jun 20, 2021 11:30 am

Image As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices.

Image Take it or leave it.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jun 21, 2021 10:05 am

Image My wife said she'd leave me if I didn't stop speaking in Scooby Doo references...Alright gang, let's split up.
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Image I read that Snap, Crackle and Pop were found murdered along with Captain Crunch and Tony the Tiger.

Image Authorities suspect it's the work of a cereal killer.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jun 23, 2021 10:14 am

:spoiler: How does a dog camouflage itself in the forest?

:allears: It barks.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jun 25, 2021 4:06 pm

:allears: Why do you like bananas?

:hiii: They have lots of a-peel.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jun 26, 2021 11:06 am

Image How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Image One or two?

Image One, or two?
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jun 27, 2021 11:21 am

Image What do you get when a chicken lays its eggs on the top of a hill?

Image Egg rolls.
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Sun Jun 27, 2021 11:24 am

haha
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jun 28, 2021 10:04 am

Image What type of shoes do bananas wear?

Image Slippers.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jun 29, 2021 10:08 am

Image Where can you find a beach covered with frozen waffles?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jul 01, 2021 12:23 pm

Image What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

:fluttersmith: Depresso.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jul 02, 2021 12:59 pm

Image I really bonded with the guy at the glue factory...we have been inseparable ever since we met.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jul 03, 2021 11:36 am

Image Why do nurses always carry a red pen with them?

:drpony: In case they need to draw blood.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jul 04, 2021 12:07 pm

Image Why does Spiderman hate driving with his evil twin?

Image Because he’s a bad parallel Parker.
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: :v:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jul 05, 2021 11:01 am

:starity: I went down to the paint store to get thinner...it didn't work.
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:-P
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Image What did the hole in the ground say to the oil rig?

Image I’m bored.
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Image What does a horse do when he eats a bunch of eggs and olive oil?

Image He Mayo-neighs.
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Image Where does a pirate download his music?

Image Aye-tunes.
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Image How do flowers whistle?

Image Through their tulips.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jul 10, 2021 11:39 am

Image My dad works for a company that makes bicycle wheels....he's the spokesman.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jul 11, 2021 11:44 am

Image I ended things with my communist girlfriend...too many red flags.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jul 12, 2021 11:02 am

:unimpressed: Why does Ganon hate surfing the web?

:-/ There are too many Links.
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hehe
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jul 13, 2021 11:15 am

Image I went to Dunkin Donuts and ordered 4 blueberry donuts and the cashier asked if I wanna box....I've been banned for life from that shop.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jul 14, 2021 11:29 am

Image I opened a fresh loaf of bread and found a baseball card wedged between two slices...it was a Catcher in the Rye.
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dohoho
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Image How did the Coca Cola can feel after being steam rolled?

Image It was soda pressed.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jul 16, 2021 12:28 pm

Image An Ego and a Super Ego walk into a bar.

Image The bartender says "I can't serve you without ID."
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Image If you meet a person who owns a few thousand bees, marry them...they're a keeper.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jul 18, 2021 11:28 am

Image What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

Image He got a little behind in his work.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jul 19, 2021 1:22 pm

Image Where do ice-cream makers go to learn their trade?

Image Sundae school.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jul 20, 2021 10:37 am

Image What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?

Image Synonym Toast Crunch.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jul 22, 2021 11:37 am

Image Why shouldn't you let kids watch big band performances on TV?

Image Too much sax and violins.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jul 23, 2021 11:59 am

Image Why is basketball the messiest Olympic sport?

Image Because the players dribble all over the court!
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