The Round Stable

Posted: **Sun Jan 02, 2022 9:42 pm**

Spike, didn’t you promise to dust the foyer?

Uh oh. Yeah, I did.

And didn’t I promise to ground you if it wasn’t done?

Yes, but since I didn’t keep my promise, I won’t hold you to yours.

Posted: **Sun Jan 02, 2022 9:50 pm**

Hey sis, you think you’re strong? I bet I can push something into town in a wheelbarrow and you can’t push it back!

Bet accepted, sugarcube! This oughta be good. Here’s your wheelbarrow.

Okay, now get in.

Posted: **Mon Jan 03, 2022 10:49 am**

So, Mr Robot. Your neighbour accused you of stealing their electricity to power yourself. How do you plead?

Guilty as charged.

Posted: **Tue Jan 04, 2022 10:51 am**

Why didn't Thor go to the party with his brother?

Because it was too Loki for his taste.

Posted: **Wed Jan 05, 2022 10:43 am**

How much did it cost the Miami Heat to lose their spot in the 2021 NBA playoffs?

10-15 Bucks.

Posted: **Thu Jan 06, 2022 9:39 am**

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

Posted: **Fri Jan 07, 2022 2:18 am**

A skeleton lost his funny bone.

It was quite humerus.

Posted: **Sat Jan 08, 2022 2:05 pm**

What does Big Foot keep time with?

His sasqwatch.

Posted: **Sun Jan 09, 2022 12:59 pm**

A bus full of jazz musicians has broken down on the highway, blocking all lanes.

Police say to expect some long jams.

Posted: **Sun Jan 09, 2022 7:46 pm**

Posted: **Mon Jan 10, 2022 10:48 am**

I bought a knife than can cut through four loaves of bread at once...it’s a four loaf cleaver.

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2022 10:47 am**

I'm so mad! I found out my grandfather clock is full of bugs.

I guess it's like they say, time flies.

Posted: **Thu Jan 13, 2022 2:07 am**

Guy was giving away free marionette dolls...no strings attached.

Posted: **Thu Jan 13, 2022 10:41 am**

There's a guy in town who walks around talking to himself using only figurative language.

We call him the Village Idiom.

Posted: **Fri Jan 14, 2022 10:51 am**

I was boiling some noodles until the pot suddenly began to float.

Needless to say, it was soup rising.

Posted: **Sat Jan 15, 2022 12:43 pm**

Did you hear about the big fight last night at the Long John Silvers drive-thru?

Battered fish were everywhere.

Posted: **Sun Jan 16, 2022 1:40 pm**

A tub of margarine fell on my foot three weeks ago and it still hurts.

I can't believe it's not better.

Posted: **Sun Jan 16, 2022 1:49 pm**

dohoho

Posted: **Mon Jan 17, 2022 10:42 am**

Why do birds always congregate on power wires?

So they can hang out with their friends online.

Posted: **Tue Jan 18, 2022 10:42 am**

Why did the boy climb up the tree with a hockey stick?

Cause he wanted to join the Maple Leafs.

Posted: **Wed Jan 19, 2022 10:46 am**

I once fell in love with someone who only knew 4 vowels. They didn’t know I existed.

Posted: **Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:50 am**

How did the vegetable politely ask for a date?

“Peas be my Valentine.”

Posted: **Fri Jan 21, 2022 10:46 am**

I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...that's just spam.

Posted: **Sat Jan 22, 2022 12:53 pm**

Why did the cat stop moving as soon as it stood up?

Because it was on paws.

Posted: **Mon Jan 24, 2022 10:46 am**

What happens when you take away half of a person's IQ?

They become "Q".

Posted: **Tue Jan 25, 2022 10:47 am**

What did one light bulb say to the other on Valentine’s Day?

“I love you a whole watt.”

Posted: **Wed Jan 26, 2022 10:45 am**

Why did the skeleton break up with her boyfriend before Valentine’s Day?

Her heart wasn’t in it.

Posted: **Thu Jan 27, 2022 10:48 am**

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

Hogs and kisses.

Posted: **Fri Jan 28, 2022 10:50 am**

What did one pickle say to another?

You mean a great dill to me!

Posted: **Sat Jan 29, 2022 11:56 am**

What did one mushroom say to the other on Valentine's Day?

"There's so mushroom in my heart for you!"

Posted: **Sun Jan 30, 2022 1:24 pm**

A police officer came across a pair of boys eating fireworks and batteries.

He decided to charge one and let the other off.

Posted: **Mon Jan 31, 2022 10:47 am**

How does a witch style her hair?

She uses scare spray.

Posted: **Tue Feb 01, 2022 10:51 am**

Have you heard about Gucci's new line of baby clothes?

Gucci-goo.

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2022 12:44 pm**

Why do melons have to get married in churches?

Because they cantaloupe.

Posted: **Thu Feb 03, 2022 10:44 am**

Did you hear about the marble statue with low self esteem?

She was taken for granite.

Posted: **Fri Feb 04, 2022 10:52 am**

What do you call a bunch of janitors who made a band?

The bleach boys.

Posted: **Sat Feb 05, 2022 12:26 pm**

What do you call a flock of sheep tumbling down a hill?

A lambslide.

Posted: **Sat Feb 05, 2022 12:36 pm**

Posted: **Sun Feb 06, 2022 1:31 pm**

The coolest thing about my new Porsche is that it lets me know when the rear wing is raised.

Spoiler alert.

Posted: **Sun Feb 06, 2022 1:32 pm**

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