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Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2022 1:10 pm
by PonyHag714
Image Homes are so expensive in my area I had to move into my friend's bouncy castle.

Image The rent's pretty expensive, but it's mostly due to inflation.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2022 10:50 am
by PonyHag714
Image Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2022 1:19 pm
by PonyHag714
Image What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

:allears: They lived hoppily ever after.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2022 10:47 am
by PonyHag714
Image What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

Image R2 Detour.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2022 10:45 am
by PonyHag714
Image I met a guy who cross-bred insects...
...he was all right at first, but I soon got tired of his ant-ticks.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2022 10:48 am
by PonyHag714
Image There is a mysterious crime spree going on at our local IKEA...the cops are having a hard time putting the pieces together.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2022 1:04 pm
by PonyHag714
Image Fun fact: members of the equine family can send messages to each other by stamping the ground in distinct patterns.

Image It's their Horse Code.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun May 01, 2022 11:32 am
by PonyHag714
:-/ My brother is so dumb he got fired from the Dollar store...because he couldn't remember the prices.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon May 02, 2022 10:36 am
by PonyHag714
Image What's the pirate's law for equitable retribution?

Image An Aye for an Aye.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue May 03, 2022 10:54 am
by PonyHag714
:allears: What's a spider's favorite fast food item?

:party: French Flies.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed May 04, 2022 2:04 pm
by PonyHag714
Image Which bear is the most condescending?

Image A pan-duh!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu May 05, 2022 10:41 am
by PonyHag714
Image Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in?

Image He went to see Closed for the Winter.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri May 06, 2022 10:41 am
by PonyHag714
Image Did you hear about the guy who was addicted to eating salt?

Image Don't worry, he was cured.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat May 07, 2022 12:56 pm
by PonyHag714
Image Forwards, it’s heavy. Backwards, it’s not. What is it?

Image A ton.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun May 08, 2022 12:36 pm
by PonyHag714
Image Which fast food chain would be a good basketball player?

Image Dunkin' Donuts.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon May 09, 2022 10:43 am
by PonyHag714
:dreamworks: What do you call a hen looking at lettuce?

:evil: A chicken sees her salad.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon May 09, 2022 6:38 pm
by Pocket
:smirk: I'm trying to get a job in the moisturizer industry. Any advice?

:anticipation: Apply daily.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue May 10, 2022 10:46 am
by PonyHag714
Image What remains stationary no matter how hard you push it?

Image An envelope.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed May 11, 2022 10:41 am
by PonyHag714
Image My friend said he couldn't pay his water bill...so I sent him a "Get Well Soon" card.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu May 12, 2022 10:50 am
by PonyHag714
Image Bono and the Edge walk into a bar, the barman looks up and says not U2 again.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri May 13, 2022 10:42 am
by PonyHag714
Image I tied two Disney DVDs with strings and placed it inside the freezer.

Image It's Tangled and Frozen.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat May 14, 2022 12:21 pm
by PonyHag714
Image A farmer friend of mine got jailed for excessive hay production...I had to bale him out.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun May 15, 2022 12:26 pm
by PonyHag714
Image I bought a warehouse full of soup stock...now I'm a bouillonaire.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon May 16, 2022 10:47 am
by PonyHag714
Image A man goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains."

Image "Pull yourself together, man!" replies the doctor.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue May 17, 2022 10:46 am
by PonyHag714
Image What do you call a dog serving on a submarine?

Image A subwoofer.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed May 18, 2022 10:41 am
by PonyHag714
Image What is Canada’s national board game?

Image Sorry.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 10:40 am
by PonyHag714
Image Did you hear that they're broadcasting the World Origami Championships?

Image It's on paper-view.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri May 20, 2022 10:46 am
by PonyHag714
:zecora: How do you tell who at the playground plays the trombone?

:snobtavia: They can't swing and are always complaining about the slide.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat May 21, 2022 1:01 pm
by PonyHag714
Image I heard the government is going to put chips in our brain.

Image I want sour cream and onion.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun May 22, 2022 12:40 pm
by PonyHag714
Image Little Red Riding Hood was involved in an accident.

Image Paramedics are on the scene but she's not out of the woods yet.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 10:42 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why did the capillary love to look at himself in the mirror?

Image He was a little vein.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue May 24, 2022 10:46 am
by PonyHag714
Image Every year hundreds of children are shipped off to mime school...never to be heard from again.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed May 25, 2022 10:47 am
by PonyHag714
:flutterdear: What do you call two birds stuck together?

:good: Velcrows.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu May 26, 2022 10:44 am
by PonyHag714
Image What is a carpenters favorite band?

Image Nine inch nails.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri May 27, 2022 10:47 am
by PonyHag714
Image What social media does Captain hook hate?

Image Tik-tok.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat May 28, 2022 12:25 pm
by PonyHag714
Image I answered my front door this morning and was punched in the face by a 5 foot tall beetle.

Image That must have been the nasty bug that's going around.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun May 29, 2022 11:28 am
by PonyHag714
Image I used to be in a band called Boomerang...we’re about to have a big comeback.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon May 30, 2022 10:44 am
by PonyHag714
Image What kind of crazy creature do you get when you mix a yak and a lion?

Image A maney-yak.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue May 31, 2022 10:42 am
by PonyHag714
Image What do you say when your English teacher is crying?

Image "There, their, they're".

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2022 10:49 am
by PonyHag714
Image Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.

Image That's just how I roll.