Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2023 2:25 am
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date. Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st? Because it's only the first date.Page 58 of 69
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st? Because it's only the first date.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2023 12:10 pm
I can’t believe the nerve of my neighbor knocking on my door at 3AM.
Fortunately I was up playing the drums.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2023 12:10 pm
I should never have climbed into this vat of curdled milk...I'm in whey over my head.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 1:21 pm
I've been breeding racing deer...just trying to make a quick buck.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2023 10:37 am
I used to run a dating service for chickens...but I was struggling to make hens meet.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2023 10:54 am
What do you call a vegan pirate?
A squash-buckler!Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2023 10:46 am
How does a ghost plan his day?
He makes a to-boo list.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2023 10:53 am
What do you call a teetotaling maid?
A dry cleaner.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2023 12:33 pm
What did the cake say when it was fighting another cake?
"You want a piece of me?"Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2023 12:12 pm
I have a fear of speed bumps...but, I am slowly getting over it.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2023 10:46 am
What do you call an uncool beet?
A square root.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2023 10:46 am
I wrote a joke about a straw...but it sucks.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 10:45 am
What noise does a quantum duck make?
Quark.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2023 10:41 am
How can four people go out with only one umbrella and not get wet?
It isn’t raining.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2023 2:37 am
Two silk worms were in a wrestling match...It ended in a tie.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2023 12:17 pm
When I met the Rock, he seemed quite shy.
I expected him to be a little bolder.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2023 11:50 am
I just recently had to switch my gambling habit to off-track betting...I kept getting trampled by the horses.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 1:59 pm
What did the wholesome beet farmer say to his friend?
I am rooting for you!Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2023 10:47 am
I used to hate chiropractors until I went to see one for my back...now I stand corrected.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2023 10:51 am
What do you get when you eat a gallon of ice cream?
Breyers remorse.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2023 10:46 am
What's the British sea monster's favorite food? Fish and ships.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2023 12:41 pm
Why wouldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Because he was on a roll.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2023 12:53 pm
Two corns in a field were telling each other corny jokes. They were the laughing stalk of the field.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2023 10:40 am
Why did the M&M go to school? It wanted to be a Smartie.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2023 10:42 am
Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2023 10:46 am
Not to brag, but I made six figures this year...they named me the worst employee at the toy factory.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2023 1:18 pm
Did you hear about the man who got hit by a milk truck?
He got creamed.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 10:54 am
What do you call competitors of McDonald's?
Arch enemies.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2023 12:02 pm
What did the brain say to the brain stem?
You’ve got a lot of nerve coming in here.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 12:41 am
Sherlock Holmes came home one day carrying a box of lemons.
"Where did those come from?" Watson asked.
Holmes replied: "A lemon tree, my dear Watson."
"Where did those come from?" Watson asked.
Holmes replied: "A lemon tree, my dear Watson."
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 2:05 am
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 12:18 pm
The hotel I stayed in recently tried to charge me $10 for using the A/C.
That wasn’t cool.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 7:46 pm
To whoever stole my antidepressants... I hope you're happy.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2023 1:48 pm
What does both a cannon and canon have in common?
They can both kill ships.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2023 10:42 am
I got an email offering the secret to reading maps backwards...it was spam.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2023 10:43 am
What was the snowman doing in the vegetable patch?
Picking his nose.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2023 10:35 am
What's a 1960's author's favourite type of alcohol?
Tequila Mocking Bird.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2023 10:43 am
How do bees let guests into their apartment building?
They *buzz* them in.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2023 12:04 pm
What did the broom say when they were ready for bed? I'm sweepy!Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2023 12:38 pm
What happens to rainbows that break the law? They go through the prism system.